may i offer you a gift basket in these trying times
it is full of Malice
New basket for the new year
It is Finally February. Survive February, and here, for your troubles:
It is March and Malice is three! She is having an acceptable birthday.
It is April and Vice is three! He is having a tolerable birthday.
It is May and Malice is experiencing nature. Horrifying stuff.
It is June and Malice is beset by infants.
It is July and Malice is in prison. I offer her fresh infants but she cares not.
It is August and Malice is having rainbow time. Vice does hairstyling; she is not amused.
It is September, and the Queen of Muppets has madness in her eyes.
It’s giving “let’s make up some info about aliens to distract people while we commit war crimes” or perhaps some other awful action around the climate
Lmfaooooo
Everybody shut the fuck up. Wee John in this outfit is all I'm thinking about until season 2.
I forget what Kristian's drag name was but I'm so happy for him getting to live this out in the period comedy pirate show.
Ruby Keeler & Lee Dixon dance on a giant typewriter in Ready, Willing & Able (1937)
So jaded by cgi that I didn't think this was impressive at all until I realised it was all an actual size set
It took me a solid few seconds to realize those type bars swinging back and forth at the top are actually peoples legs